Siri Has Met her Match(es)

My twins have discovered than I'm not as smart as they used to think I was.  After a gazillion questions everyday that I couldn't answer, like "How many trees are there in the world?"  or "Are there more pieces of grass, than hairs on all the peoples heads in the world?"  I gave up and told them to ask Siri.  After all, she is the go-to girl for random information, the mecca of answers.

Today after kindergarten, Gwen and Nehemiah were firing away questions at Siri, while I made lunch:  

"What is the biggest Barbie dress in the world?

What is the biggest dirt bike in the world?

How big is the biggest dirt bike in the world with a Barbie on top of it?

Can you show me a picture of a surfboard with a Barbie person on it?

How big is the biggest wave runner?

What is the biggest waver runner with a Barbie on it?

How big is a Barbie's Lego girl?"

Siri was speechless.

Then when she did finally get a word in, she said, "I'm still checking on that." 

You keep on checking, Siri. Girl, keep checking.  

UPDATE as of 12:02 pm

On the drive home from kindergarten, 
Gwen impatiently began badgering me for Siri, "I really, really need to talk to Siri!"
Me: "Why Gwen?"
Gwen: "Because I really need to ask her to show me a picture of the largest fork in the world!"
Moments later...
"Siri, what is the biggest, biggest, biggest fork in the world?"
"What is the biggest, biggest, biggest, biggest giant in the world?"
"What is the biggest, biggest, most biggest dog in the world?"
"Siri, show me a picture of the biggest dirt bike in the world"